The Space Between

I am wondering if this is just me or does anyone else do this? When I pull up to a red light and there cars in line in front of me, I leave enough space so that if I am carjacked I have room to maneuver. Anyone? The sad thing is I do it subconsciously. Is it just that I've lived in Jackson too long?

P.S. I love you......right now

I was watching P.S. I Love You tonight (yes Nik, I finally broke down and actually put the movie in the DVD player). There was this quote, and I literally laughed out loud!

Man: "That's why you're not married. Women act like men and then they complain men don't want them."

Woman: "Oh, is that why? Cause I thought it was something different. I thought it was because I thought I deserved the best. And he's out there...... he's just with all the wrong women....And let me be clear. After centuries of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes, and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand....I now have the divine right to stare at a man's backside with vulgar, cheap appreciation if I want to!"

Just thought I'd share that with my favorite people. (and by "my favorite people", I mean the people who read my blog) I thought it was funny, but then again, I'm a single woman.

Double Standard

I know, ya'll think I'm gonna talk about the whole "why are guys that sleep with a bunch of girls 'playas', but girls......" da da da, you know the story. No. Not going there. I'm going to throw you a curve ball! (I went out on a date with a minor league umpire a couple of weeks ago. Sorry.) Don't you think it's funny (and by "funny", I mean not in the least funny. Not even a half smile. Like, if funny was a 100 on a scale of 1-100, this would be a -10. Sorry. Tangent) Anyway, don't you think it's "funny" (now that we've defined this) that it's "cute" when a guy expresses his feelings, but "crazy" when a girl does? Okay, what gives? I mean, guys WONDER why a girl gets the wrong impression when he's told her for months how he "needs someone strong like her to ground him". I'm just saying....Nope, not bitter at all.

Life DVR

I have DVR (aka TiVo). I feel like I may have owned this wonderful tool a little too long. Today, I was sitting on the couch watching TV. I happened to look out the window as a car drove by. I only caught the tail end of it, but thought I recognized it. I came about "this close" (picture my thumb and pointer finger ~1/2 mm apart) to pushing rewind on the DVR control so I could see the car again. Is this bad? I must get out more!!!!

To be scared, or not to be scared? That is the question

This is the text I got yesterday from the guy who cuts my yard: "Cut u 2morrow". Should I be worried? He's here now.